Ahhh! This is what most of humanity works its butt off for 5 crazy days.The promise of that glorious weekend.
By Friday, I have an impossible list of stuff I need,wish and want to accomplish during those two precious days.
Bank,Dentist,Meet Aunt,Shopping,Laundry,Plumber,Salon,Tailor,more Shopping, Spring cleaning,Movie,Study,Call XYZ, email,catchup on Sleep, Groceries,Paint nails, Exercise,Eat out,Read that book, call Carpenter,Cook a homemade meal, Pay bills,courier something.....
What actually happens:
Friday night: Collapse on couch, eat calorie-dense junk and watch mindless stuff on TV till the wee hours in defiance of the weekly schedule endured so far.
Sat : Spend entire morning wishing you could kill the maid, the laundry-guy,and the milk man for ringing the doorbell so bleep early! Loll around in bed for as long as possible.Finally get up,zombie around bleary-eyed and fix some breakfast .Then read the newspapers in slow motion ..bathe..watch tv...Get so hungry by lunchtime that there's no option but to hit the nearest food court.. eat like crazy. .then shop like crazy.. Get your freshly shampooed hair ruined by all that traffic smoke..Catch a flick..get groceries and lotsa exotic veggies that will eventually rot ... back home,more TV.
Sun: Wake up feeling guilty about having spent too much, and then realize that none of those errands on the list can be done today 'coz its a Sunday.They should have been done yesterday.Cook a delayed lunch so elaborate that you gorge on it and end up napping for a full 3 hrs. Wake up feeling lousy about the weekend getting over, clean up house as much as possible and then call folks n friends. Try to sleep early but fail thanks to that nap, so watch more TV till late and wake up on Monday feeling more-sleep deprived than you did on Friday night. And start hoping for the next weekend ....
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i thought it haapen with only me...so i have partner to ride sat n sun story
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