Why is ?

Bindra the Chompion?
Resume the Résumé?
Kaif Coffee Day ?
Robo the Robot reading News on Fafer?
Panting Fants making you loff?

Woi? Woi? Woi? !!

P.S : Only those who have lived in Hyd will get what I mean on this post

Its Moooo

Martin: Do you keep your patients waiting like this?
Frasier: Oh, just the compulsives.

Frasier: It's supposed to say, "Congratulations, Dad."
Deliveryman: There wasn't room.
Frasier: People have written the Declaration of Independence on a grain of rice!
Deliveryman: Not with frosting.

Kenny: There she is. Now, I gotta warn you, Doc, she's uh, in a eelchair-way.
Frasier: Does her handicap preclude her from understanding Pig Latin?

Daphne: I suppose I like my gents more on the manly side. [Looking at the napkin Niles is holding]
Daphne: Is that a little swan you just made?
Niles: No, it was a B-52.

Frasier: Have you any idea of appropriate baseball-watching attire?
Niles: Obviously, you failed to detect the subtle diamond pattern in my tie

Joey - You're smoking again?
Chandler - Well, actually, yesterday i was smoking again, today i'm...i'm smoking still.

"Cheese. It's milk that you chew."
"Crackers. Because your cheese nedds a buddy."
"A grape. Because who can get a water melon in your mouth."
"The phone. Bringing you closer to people who have phones."
"Bagels and doughnuts. Round food, for every mood."
"Pants. Like shorts, but longer."

Phoebe: What am I sitting on?
Chandler: Top of the world? dock of the bay?

Ross: I just got back from the vet.
Chandler: She's not going to make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?

Chandler: I got her machine.
Joey: Her answering machine?
Chandler: No, interestingly enough her leaf-blower picked up.

Joey:... it's a moo point
Rachel:... you mean a moot point
Joey:... no no, a moo point ... like a cow's opinion, doesn't matter ... it's moo ...

Gooood Doggie !

Awww! Just got a forward with some really cute doggie pics ..I wish I could have one.. but the only way that could happen was if i worked from home or if I could take my doggie to work ;) .

My dream dogs ? Border Collies (seen in the pic here), Labs and Golden retrievers . Golden retrievers are of course, the glamourous supermodels of the dog world and need more care . But somehow , I don't fancy ones like the Poodle (which btw , I was suprised to learn, is one of the most intelligent dog breeds. Can't say the same about most of its owners though!) or the weird ones like the Chihuahua. That reminds me of Jacques, my neighbour's pet, probably one of the sweetest and dumbest Labs I have ever seen! He doesn't even respond to his own name! However, the one smart thing he does do, is to pick up his bowl at dinner time and run around his keeper, begging for food! He even clangs it loudly on the floor to get the required attention. Cho chweet!

My YumYumTS Days

So I'm back to travelling to work by local train(MMTS)...and inspite of people rolling their eyes, I guess the trick to travelling by train is to catch the right one at the right time (incredibly, there are two trains at Begumpet station just 5 mins apart and one is always jam-packed while the other's empty), ensure you have a first class pass and preferably travel in groups. A newspaper and an iPod do help.
Train journeys are great at times.. It's fun to watch people's reactions when they realise they have accidentally boarded the first class section ..they act like they have stepped on a hot tin roof and jump right out... then there was the time that a cop and sniffer dog(a cute Labrador) got on.. and people would step in , see the dog and act like they encountered E.T. and step back on the platform !.. the dog however was nonplussed.. didn't even bother when people stepped on his tail..Then, the other day at the station, I was busy poring over my crossword, when suddenly I realised two urchins on either side of me, intently looking down at my paper like they could help me with 23 Across. They were so cute!